A couple came in on a first date.

The guy (who was a big asshole) was in a suit, the lady a sexy little black dress with no purse.

They go ahead and order martinis, bottles of wine, lobsters, all kinds of expensive shit and then the guy says he has the run to the washroom. He never came back.

His poor date didn’t bring a purse with her because he wanted to wine and dine her so she wasn’t able to pay.

I told her not to worry about it, she’d been through enough and that we’d just write the bill off. The woman came back the next day, paid the bill and gave me a 20% tip… and her number

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