TGIFridays in Torrance, CA and a group of 9 come in.
Big Guy: “How many before you have to tip?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Big Guy: “The tip. How many people before you gotta tip?”
Me: “You mean auto gratuity? We add 18% on parties of 8 or more.”
Big Guy (pointing to two friends): “You fuckers are sitting by yourselves!”