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TGIFridays in Torrance, CA and a group of 9 come in.

Big Guy: “How many before you have to tip?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Big Guy: “The tip. How many people before you gotta tip?”

Me: “You mean auto gratuity? We add 18% on parties of 8 or more.”

Big Guy (pointing to two friends): “You fuckers are sitting by yourselves!”

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